“impression of a minor tributary.
But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil, damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness . . .
. . . which could obviously be redeemed only by passing through the fiery, cleansing inferno of a wizardly digestive tract.”

Excerpt From: Butcher, Jim. “Skin Game: A Novel of the Dresden Files.”

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frrostbytte:

This is literally one of the best pieces of writing I’ve ever come across in my life.

Threesomes honestly sound like so much more work than fun

thighetician:

I’d much rather have sex with one girl, watch an episode of Squidbillies, then have sex with a second lady while chick #1 naps off to the side

That would be true luxury.