“impression of a minor tributary.
But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil, damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness . . .
. . . which could obviously be redeemed only by passing through the fiery, cleansing inferno of a wizardly digestive tract.”

Excerpt From: Butcher, Jim. “Skin Game: A Novel of the Dresden Files.”

(via eskimolos)

This is literally one of the best pieces of writing I’ve ever come across in my life.

Threesomes honestly sound like so much more work than fun


I’d much rather have sex with one girl, watch an episode of Squidbillies, then have sex with a second lady while chick #1 naps off to the side

That would be true luxury.