neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

plasticbagvevo:

clestroying:

i dont get how you cant believe in evolution, there is literal evidence behind it

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the evidence is literally right here

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

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organichaircoatsandmoustaches:

lexdragon:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3


Yes, I drink coke. :) <3


Yah i play vidya gaem 2


Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3


Yes, I use paper towels :)<3


Yes, I use lamps :)<3


Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore

Ugh paper towels. So un-environmental. 
theinturnetexplorer:

George Brownridge is the man.